Great moments in Improv

"What is this? I come down from Mount Loopy and find everyone normal? How dare you turn your back on me?? After all I've done for you smurfs!?!?!"

"Come on then..! You wanna piece of me? You think you're so damn hot don't you, Mr. Invisible man!"

" How about a hand for MY WALK-ON? Come on folks, let's hear it for that marvellous walk-on. Yeah...YEAH..TARIK D IN THE HOUSE! JERSEY BITCHES!! JERSEY!!WHAT!?!"

" I said it before and I'll say it again..those bastards at ABC will rue the day they decided not to greenlight the Greg Proops show!"

"Nooo..Ju are estooo big to fit in herrre!!!"